"are your notes useful?i mean will they be of help?" "no,they are pretty crap..i find it very amusing to write sheet after sheet of bullshit."
"did you find the cameras?" "yeah,thats why i am under the table." (FRIENDS)
"does this calculator open?"(looking at a scientific calc with a cover)"no,you just look at the cover and if your faith is strong enough then the answer magically appears."
"Are you guys like studying?"(to a bunch of people who have their noses buried in books.) "no, no..just having fun..you know..the usual,a bit of economics a dash of history..just a few old pals having a good time."
"whats that?"(pointing to a cellphone.) "its a remote control."(completely deadpan voice)
"are you gonna study for exams?" "are you crazy?who does that anymore..its like so 19th century!!"
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another one : "Hey did u have a haircut??"..No its autumn and I am shedding..
Hey did u color ur hair??No I forgot to wash them since the last Holi.. lol
Good stuff dude!
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